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Post by strongrider88 on Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:06 pm

Ni kisah satu org makhluk yg dilantik menggantikan bos asal sebuah
kompani besar. Disebabkan masalah pekerja2 yg agak kurang motivasi dan
selalu cuai + pemalas, bos baru ni decide nak ajar mereka sikit
firstday dia kat kompani tu. So, sape2 yg dia nampak paling pemalas,
dia akan pecat on the spot. Mmg malang tidak berbau, dia ternampak
seorg pekerja yg sedang dok nyandar kat tepi dinding.

"Yg berbaju biru tu" dia menjerit. Jeritan kuat nyebabkan semua perkerja
tersentak dan memandang kepada lelaki berkenaan. "Bape gaji awak?" dia
bertanya dgn nada yg agak keras "Dalam RM800" pekerja tu menjawap. Bos
tu menjawap, "Nah amik ni Rm800,BERAMBUS DARI SINI. KALU NAK MALAS2
PEGI TEMPAT LAIN". Pekerja tu amik duit tu, lalu terus blah camtu jek.
Bos tadi memandang kesemua pekerja2 nye, seperti mahu mereka paham,
sape malas, sure kene pecat!

Merasakan pekerja2 memahami
maksud kejadian tadi, bos itu merasa puas.Sebelum bos itu masuk semula
ke dalam opis nye, dia bertanya kepada salah seorg pekerja
disitu,"Mamat tadi tu kerja department mana?"

Jawap si pekerja,"Owh, dia tu dtg anto pizza, tak keje sini pun".


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Re: Bos power?

Post by Mikail on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:17 pm

hehe free2 800

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Re: Bos power?

Post by Reko on Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:04 pm

damn it, mmg bertuah tul mamat tu kan? ^^

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Re: Bos power?

Post by elairvent on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:44 am

hahahaaaa...
mmg lawak...
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Re: Bos power?

Post by butterfly on Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:16 pm

tu laa tuah ayam nmpak d kaki tuah manusia dapt rm800 free2,,,hehehehehe..selidik laa dulu boss sape anak buah kita...:-P

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Re: Bos power?

Post by elairvent on Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:02 pm

tu laa..
ntah2 nme anak2 die pn,die xtau..
hahaa...

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Re: Bos power?

Post by faquhar on Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:14 pm

kah3 lawak gile Razz

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Re: Bos power?

Post by atira on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:56 am

hehe....excited tu... Razz

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Re: Bos power?

Post by askleagudgirlz on Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:28 am

hahahaha...best eh...klu aku pn da dpt 800 pecuma,,,blah je la... Smile
kpd smua bos2,,,klu posting/ trnsfer tpt baru tue...buat la orientasi,,,hahahaha...

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Re: Bos power?

Post by hafizaiman95 on Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:45 am

bestnye dpt 800 percume........rezeki..

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HEHE

Post by syaril_botak92 on Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:39 pm

hahahahaha..gerenti kelakar

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